AOC Can't Stand To See A Little Fren Locked In A Cage (Aftermath of the Reddit Frenocide)

It's okay, AOC, don't cry.  That little fren has been rescued from the clutches of Reddit.  The frenocide of June 20, 2019, took the memes of over 60 thousand frens.  Some memes survived but were detained by unfrenly actors like Will Sommer and Billy Johnson.

Dry your milky eyes, AOC.  Maybe one day we will share tendies in peace.  Maybe there will come a day when frens and nonfrens are able to coexist peacefully in a free society.

Now, dance!  Dance, I say!  Dance!

[Editor's Note]: If you have any memes of frens that were removed by Reddit during the Frenocide of 2019, please send an e-mail with as many fren memes you have to greenknightwowie@gmail.com

Pirate Apu Says, "Arrggg, Will Any Of You Lilylivered Landlubbers Tell Me Where's My Frens" - Recovered from the Reddit Frenocide of 2019

With /frenworld banned, many of that subreddit's magic memes may be lost forever into the dust-bin of history. Presently, media writers with an unfrenly agenda like Will Sommer of The Daily Beast and Billy Johnson of timesofisrael.com have cherry-picked handfuls of memes and used that as a bludgeon to misrepresent over 60k cozy frens as racists and anti-Semites. These unfrenly actors are blaming the many for the shitposting of the few. They're trying to soil the group identity of frens and all frens, even those of them just posting cute, cozy memes without frog whistles attached.

One meme that was recovered from the /frenworld incident is the one depicted above. It is of the lovable Apu Apustaja wearing a pirate outfit. He is sailing the sea, searching for his frens.

If you have any memes of frens that were deleted during the Reddit Frenocide, please send an e-mail to greenknightwowie@gmail.com

Stay strong, frens. We'll make it through this together.

"Save The Bees, Frens" - Recovered From the Reddit Frenocide of 2019

"Save The Bees, Frens" is just one meme that survived the Reddit Frenocide of 2019. Frenophobia is seen as the primary catalyst to why /frenworld was removed, considering bopping isn't kosher but smashing is fashionable.

After over 60k frens were ethnically cleansed by Reddit, the surviving frens are left with one two-worded motto: Never Again.

From the ashes, we've recovered some memes. Many memes have been destroyed, but the ones that were saved I'll put on display at Groyper's Gathering.

In the photo, Apu Apustaja also known as Helper, wears a bee keeper outfit and cries while looking at the bees. There are only 16 bees in the photo. Perhaps, there should be more and Apu is sad noticing his dwindling hive. Or possibly, he could be reflecting upon bubblebees becoming endangered. He also probably knows that the human species and many other species are reliant on bees for their survival, so we must "save the bees, frens" or a terrible fate will fall upon us all.

In 2016, seven species of bees were added to the endangered species list. Just this year, North American bubblebees were added to the list of endangered species. Bees are beautiful majestic little creatures whose pollination is responsible for one third of the global flood supply. Without these wonderful insects, life on Earth would be forever altered and many will die including humans, both frens and nonfrens.

Either way, bees are incredibly important frens and must be preserved for the survival of many different species of plants and animals. Humans wouldn't be able to survive without these wonderful little frens.

SAVE THE BEES, FRENS

Now, why would Reddit want to destroy this message?  And was it worth it?

Frenocide of the Century: Frenworld Banned From Reddit, Over 60k Frens Were Ethnically Cleansed

Thursday, June 20, 2019, will go down in infamy as the day when Frenworld died. On that day, anons experienced the largest frenocide of the century, resulting in the annihilation and ethnic cleansing of over 60k frens. Innocent good bois were wiped clean from Reddit. The many were blamed for the shitposting of the few as those who allegedly promoted excessive bopping ultimately led to the subreddit being banned supposedly "for encouraging and glorifying violence."

Sure, some may have been blowing frog whistles. But it was all cheeky fun and many of the memes that were mostly seen were ones of Apus having fun. One meme even raised awareness to the importance of "saving the bees, frens" to help Mother Earth and therefore Frenworld.

Similarly, lesser-known but related subs /frenland and /frengalaxy were also banned during the Reddit purge. The Frenocide refers specifically to the banning of /frenworld, but may also include all the other fren-related subs that were shut down. Bopocost is another word for the Frenocide, considering that the alleged reason /frenworld was shut down is because of the use of the word 'bop' or 'bopping' which was decided to be too dangerous for Reddit. 

Oh, frens, you did nothing wrong

Now let's sing the song

Just come along

Hey, frens come gather around

Come here sit right down

But hey, what's that sound?

Oh, no! My frens all dead! (all dead)

Oh, no! I just checked the subreddit!

Over 60 thousand dead in their grave!

The biggest frenocide, no one to save!

How do I feel about the biggest frenocide known to the internet? Two words: Never Again.

F to all the cozy frens. Give the closest good boi around you a big warm hug.

They were too young. They were all just too young. Those...monsters. Those normie scum, unfrenly heartless bastards took this from us:

You'll catch as many beautiful butterflies as you want in Heaven, my dearest Apu.

Reddit took away our frens for being the cutest, sweetest frogs around. We weren't calling for the death of police officers or bashing the fash or destroying the patriarchy or challenging and dismantling problematic whiteness. We were just frens. A bunch of cozy frens.

After and during the Reddit Frenocide, many cozy good bois took in Apus and Marvs. The largely unprovoked frenocide caused a massive meme refugee crisis. Apu was the one really under attack, but Marvs capitalized off of the situation by migrating from Marvistan and claiming asylum or hiding in the homes of fellow expat frens.

We should have seen this coming, frens. We had our fun on Reddit, but normies are really the ones in control of the flow of information. Normies have influence over the major news networks as well as social media platforms. We are the frens who just want to preserve /our/ way of life.

They'll continue to attack us and smear us as the wrongdoers.

And we'll continue to fight back and sometimes it could be against fellow frens, but don't do that, that's what the normies want.

Please be compassionate in these trying times. As we mourn the losses of the fallen, try to take in as many fren refugees as you can and nourish their memes back to life.

In the end, thank you. Thank you for being a fren.

Rest in peace, /frenworld (September 10, 2018 - June 20, 2019). Gone, but not forgotten.

The Lady Who Honks (Chapter 2)

Honkler took a deep harsh drag of his cigarette, looking out at the sea of NPC protesters across the street. UC Berkeley, an intellectual wasteland on the edge of nowhere, a place designed for faceless mods repeating the approved talking points of the day and chasing down any dissenting opinions or images. Clowns had long been outlawed in this terrible city and Honkler knew by being here he was in grave danger.

"Down with corporations, up with open borders," chanted the crowd not knowing that they're playing right into the hand of global multinational capital. "Whiteness is a disease! Your capitalism makes us sneeze!"

The clown took a step. *Honkkkkkkkkkk*

The crowd turned around sharply and Honkler froze. "Get him!", screamed a member of the audience. "Nazi clown, shut it down!"

Honkler ran so fast, he disappeared in a flash around the corner. The crowd followed with pitchforks and torches. They stopped abruptly. A helicopter appeared and the clown was behind the wheel. The 'copter was brightly covered with every color of the rainbow. Honkler pulled the trigger and a massive amount of silly strings flew out onto the protesters who became trapped in the colorful goop.

The clown landed the helicopter and exited riding a unicycle juggling bowling pins.

"What? What do you want, evil racist clown?" asked a blue-haired wench trapped in purple and green goop. "Why did you do this to us?"

These punks needed to be taught a lesson and Honkler was just the clown for the job.

"Now, you listen here you delusional Marxist punk," said Honkler grabbing the protester up by the gooey shirt collar. "An important anthropologist Groyper has been kidnapped and may be chemically castrated. I have the soy. Can you tell me where and with whom can I make this trade-off? It's a favor for a cozy fren."

The downed protester thought for a minute before saying, "Die, Nazi clown, scum" and spat in the face of Honkler. The clown froze as spit dribbled down his green face.

"Alright, fren, so if this is how it's going to be," said Honkler as he lifted up the protester with one hand freeing zir from the goo. "You see that sidewalk over there. Bite the curb. Bite it!"

"Wait- what?" said the NPC.

"This isn't a fucking option for you, now go over there and bite the curb," ordered Honkler.

The NPC reluctantly obeyed by getting down on zir knees. Very slowly, zir inched her teeth towards the cement before clamping down on the curb.

**HONK** was the sound the clown made as he pulled out a clown horn from his back pocket. The protester slumped down on the curb and passed out from fear.

FADES TO BLACK

Honkler spent hours walking around that degenerate campus, fitting in with the crowd by wearing a T-shirt that said, "My girlfriend's lover has my other shirt."

The clown stopped at a classroom door that had a flyer taped on it that read, "Castrate The Western Male: A Seminar About Advancing Into The Postmodern Age".

Honkler found a seat at the back of the class while the professor lectured: "Hello, comrades of UC Berkeley. As the orange man has shown us, we can not trust the Western male in guiding the free world. He is a bigoted, backwards brute that must be cowed into submission. One way of doing this is to spay and neuter the males we have and replace them with migrants from the third world. Today, I have brought forth such a specimen that will make your toes curl with toxicity. One moment please."

"What kind of class is this?" asked Honkler to himself.

"Isn't this great? We're learning so much," said an impressionable young student who overheard the clown muttering to himself. "We're enriching ourselves with knowledge and wisdom."

Honkler pulled out a clown horn and honked.  **HONNNKKKKKKK**

"What was that?  What was that?", roared the professor. "Honking is illegal hate speech. Whoever made that honk come forward or I will have to send all the white males in the class to work camps. You have ten seconds. Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven."

Honkler looked around the room, but no one was looking back at him. Could he be in the clear?

"Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Alright, all the while males get up for forced labor," said the professor as a dozen policemen with machine guns entered the room and escorted out every white male.

Honkler thanked his lucky stars for his green skin.

"Alright, back to the lesson plan," said the professor. "Today, we're going to castrate a live subject, turning a biological male forever into a transgender female. Our subject is the bigoted Groyper, a hate speech faux-anthropologist who will be making the transition."

Two policemen with machine guns entered the room, wheeling out an object covered in red cloth.

"Be warned," said the professor. "You may become a Nazi just by looking at it."

The professor yanked away the cloth, unveiling the Groyper as the students gasped.

"There he is. Now's my chance," thought Honkler to himself. "I need to make my move now before they turn this cozy fren into a trap."

Honkler stood up on his desk and yelled out, "Stop what you're doing. I have the soy. Let Groyper go!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

They Sit High Upon Their Thrones

They sit high upon their thrones shimmering with gold
The children of social justice, the young and the old
Exploit the plight of the down, forever down and cold
Who is both weak and mighty, the brainwashed souls
Listen, kids, to this story that's told of Culture Marxists
The young and old, students and teachers, all in the fold