Let's See If You Can Figure Out What This All Means

Bagel American

Basketball American

Spaghetti American

Taco American

7/11 American

9/11 American

Give up? The answers are as follows, Bagel American = (((you know who))), Basketball Americans = the blacks, Spaghetti Americans = our Italian frens like Apu Paulie. Taco Americans = Mexicans, illegal aliens, shouldn't be here, you gotta go back. 7/11 Americans = Pajeet and his Indian pals. Red dot Indian. Street shidders. 9/11 Americans = Muslims and (((you know who))), i.e. Google "Dancing Israelis"

Condescending Prick Knows Best For The Working Man

 

"Scabs aren't welcome!" bellowed a blue-collared man alongside his picketing comrades. "Make scabs feel unwelcome!"

Out comes the condescending prick sipping on organic soy milk. "Ummmmm, excuse me, but you are blaming your fellow worker when you should be blaming the factory owner and the capitalist system in itself, you idiot!"

"Idiot?" said the blue-collared man. "I don't know who you're talking to. I'm blaming both the employer and the scab, I was just focusing my attention on the scab for a minute. They're like a mechanism by employers to make sure our demands aren't met. By you sticking up for the scab, you're protecting the tool greedy bosses use to undermine the will of the working man."

"Shut up, be a communist like me already," said the condescender. "I know more about being a working man than you do, I read Marx."

30 years later, the condescender returned. This time it wasn't to ramble-rouse workers on strike, it was "damn dirty reactionary bigoted Nazi Trump voters upset about undocumented immigrants. It's the capitalists taking yer jerbs, you ignorant plebs, not the brown people! OMG, racist!"

 Now, the progressive commie must protect the mechanism largely seen by commoners as antagonistic to the working man in the shitlib's land once again. Despite being a much older douche, his spirit is still as strong and vibrant as ever.

"Yay, open borders!" shouted the commie. "For the international working class to unite as one! Woooooo!!!!"

AOC Launches OnlyFans Account To Raise Awareness Against Climate Change & White Supremacy

 

During troubled times of white men dominating and the climate changing, yada, yada, yada, AOC has decided to launch an OnlyFans account to combat what she claims to be serious issues.

"Ummm, yeah," said AOC. "It's important to raise awareness against white supremacy and climate change, and if I have to show my butt-hole to do so, so be it!"

AOC, again, is a brave woman of color in Joe Biden's America full of sniffing and groyping females of all hues and ages. We commend AOC for her bravery and melons.

Right-wing commentator Ben Shapiro is reportedly AOC's first subscriber. AOC posted a screencap of Shapiro's direct messages to her OnlyFans account.

"Sup?" wrote Shapiro.

Mad World - Ultra Rare Uncle A Verse

All around me are inferior races

The German people need wider spaces

Jews are up early to agitate the races

Against the white man, against the white man

The ovens are filling up with ashes

your obsession, your obsession

Heinrich wants to impound their sorrow

No tomorrow, no tomorrow

Hitler Had Multiple Gamer Moments: A New Report Reveals The Gamer Adolf

Did you know Adolf Hitler was the original gamer? Yes, new research coming out of Berlin shows that the leader of the Third Reich reportedly was big on video games.

Nazi scientists are said to have created a device similar to Atari's Pong, which was reportedly very popular among Hitler and other Nazis.

"Adolf Hitler was an avid gamer," said Freudman Strauss, head of the institute of general knowledge in Berlin. "Generals would spend hours trying to get him away from his game so that he can prepare for speeches. The real reason he looked so frantic onstage wasn't just because this guy was shooting speed. He was feening for more gaming."

Hitler would reportedly spend days locked inside dark rooms, playing video games. Sometimes he would play his game with generals, soldiers, civilians, and even prisoners. Anyone who played against him was forced to lose at gunpoint.

"One thing's for sure," said Strauss. "Hitler had multiple gamer moments before and during World War II. He had the ultimate high score that lasts to this day."

Many historians now claim that Hitler's suicide was the first "rage quit" in gamer history.  However, some claim that he is still alive as an active gamer and Twitch streamer in Argentina.

In other news, the brilliant minds from Vox and Buzzfeed teamed up with Groyper's Garden to figure a way to associate internet darling PewDiePie with Hitler and Nazism. Our tireless and vapid research showed that the very first YouTuber to subscribe to PewDiePie's channel was an account named AdolfShitler.

(Disclaimer): The contents of this blog post are entirely satirical and fictional.

A Clockwork Groyper (Chapter 1)

It was us frens - that is Groyper, Honkler, Marv, and Apu. And we were sitting in the Brittany Venti milkbar plotting on what to do with the evening. Each of us were taking inward our share of Milkies Plus, which contained Frenocrum, Horntaset, and Brapsclin - all to sharpen us up for a night of the ultra groyping. And sharpen us it did, oh my groypers, that it did.

After a few quick glurp glurp of all the sweet, sweet milkies you can plot, we left the Venti bar with spirits high. Viddying the dark cool streets, your most thoughtful narrator found an NPC hollering away into the night and singing ear-splitting verses from Childish Gambino picturing the country as racist and rotten.

"How goes there, sin-singer of the daily warts? Why is thou singing into the open air?" I said grinning down at the NPC half-drunk on its own song.

"Because this is America, where it's always been rotten and stinking," said the NPC shivering in its own slimy filth.

"And oh, what's so rotten about it, fren?" said your humble narrator.

"It's rotten because it lets the Chads get over on the virgins. It's rotten because it doesn't pay women the same for doing half the work as men," said the NPC bum. "Trump is destroying the earth. He's a Russian puppet. There's no longer any respect for earthly law and order anymore."

Then, oh my groypers, the sweet bliss of fists and kicks on this poor city sap of the night. We kicked and punched him as he sang out his tired sad song.

We plucked a car about a quarter mile down the road and went out speeding into the sweet dark. My frens laughing and hooting as I played 'groyps of the road' with other vehicles of the night. Oh, my groypers, it was a real horrorshow ride screaming fast down the dimly lit streets.

Reddit Frenocide 2019: Never Again. (The Bopocost)

How do I feel about the biggest frenocide known to the internet? Two words: Never Again.

Thursday, June 20, 2019, will go down in infamy as the day when r/frenworld died. On that day, anons experienced the largest frenocide of the century, resulting in the annihilation and ethnic cleansing of over 60k frens. Innocent good bois were wiped clean from Reddit. The many were blamed for the shitposting of the few as those who allegedly promoted excessive bopping ultimately led to the subreddit being banned for supposedly "encouraging and glorifying violence."

F to all the cozy frens. Give the closest good boi around you a big warm hug.

They were too young. They were all just too young. Those...monsters. Those normie scum, unfrenly heartless bastards took this from us:

You'll catch as many beautiful butterflies as you want in Heaven, my dearest Apustaja.

Reddit took away our frens for being the cutest, sweetest frogs around. We weren't calling for the death of police officers or bashing the fash or destroying the patriarchy or challenging and dismantling problematic whiteness. We were just frens. A bunch of cozy frens.

After and during the Reddit Frenocide, many cozy good bois took in Apus and Marvs. The largely unprovoked frenocide caused a massive meme refugee crisis. Apu was the one really under attack, but Marvs capitalized off of the situation by migrating from Marvistan and claiming asylum or hiding in the homes of fellow expat frens.

We should have seen this coming, frens. We had our fun on Reddit, but normies are really the ones in control of the flow of information. Normies have influence over the major news networks as well as social media platforms. We are the frens who just want to preserve /our/ way of life.

They'll continue to attack us and smear us as the wrongdoers.

And we'll continue to fight back and sometimes it could be against fellow frens, but don't do that, that's what the normies want.

Please be compassionate in these trying times. As we mourn the losses of the fallen, try to take in as many fren refugees as you can and nourish their memes back to life.

In the end, thank you. Thank you for being a fren.