Hitler Had Multiple Gamer Moments: A New Report Reveals The Gamer Adolf

Did you know Adolf Hitler was the original gamer? Yes, new research coming out of Berlin shows that the leader of the Third Reich reportedly was big on video games.

Nazi scientists are said to have created a device similar to Atari's Pong, which was reportedly very popular among Hitler and other Nazis.

"Adolf Hitler was an avid gamer," said Freudman Strauss, head of the institute of general knowledge in Berlin. "Generals would spend hours trying to get him away from his game so that he can prepare for speeches. The real reason he looked so frantic onstage wasn't just because this guy was shooting speed. He was feening for more gaming."

Hitler would reportedly spend days locked inside dark rooms, playing video games. Sometimes he would play his game with generals, soldiers, civilians, and even prisoners. Anyone who played against him was forced to lose at gunpoint.

"One thing's for sure," said Strauss. "Hitler had multiple gamer moments before and during World War II. He had the ultimate high score that lasts to this day."

Many historians now claim that Hitler's suicide was the first "rage quit" in gamer history.  However, some claim that he is still alive as an active gamer and Twitch streamer in Argentina.

In other news, the brilliant minds from Vox and Buzzfeed teamed up with Groyper's Garden to figure a way to associate internet darling PewDiePie with Hitler and Nazism. Our tireless and vapid research showed that the very first YouTuber to subscribe to PewDiePie's channel was an account named AdolfShitler.

(Disclaimer): The contents of this blog post are entirely satirical and fictional.